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EFCarols
by Gwyn and Cache
Disclaimer: Earth: Final Conflict and its characters
are copyrighted by Tribune Entertainment Company. No infringement of rights
is intended.
Author's Notes: In looking over these once again, it scares me to
think I had any part in creating them. But what else do you expect from two
delusional sleep-deprived EFC lovers trying to get into the Christmas spirit?
I take no responsibility for what follows. And, as if it wasn't easy to figure
out, we're no songwriters-there are places you have to stretch the meter
and use your imagination…-Cache
Comment, suggestions, criticisms, etc. are always welcome.
E-mail: Gwyn,
Cache
Spoilers: Up to 'Fissures'
Rating: G
Summary: Collection of nonsense Christmas filks
Boone the Red-Haired Implant
To the tune of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
Boone the red-haired implant
Had a very deadly skrill,
And if you ever saw it
You would be sure it could kill.
All of the other implants,
Namely Beckette and Sandoval,
They were extremely jealous
But he was still the best of all.
Joy to the World-Zo'or is Dead
To the tune of 'Joy to the World'
Joy to the world
Zo'or is dead
Someone skrilled his head
His energies were scattered
Into the dark, vast void
Let human and Taelon sing
Let human and Taelon sing
Let human and Taelon sing
Motivationally Impaired
To the tune of 'We Three Kings'
Following our own agenda we are
The others think we are so bizarre
Sandy and Zo'or
Da'an and Doors
The other's progress we bar
Warning to any who like Liam…the remaining are
aimed at him.
We the fans…
To the tune of 'We Three Kings'
We the fans of EFC are
Upset with season two so far
For Boone whom we loved
Liam's no replacement
You've taken things way too far
Oh writers of EFC
Give us decent motivation please
Actions without sufficient motives
You can't explain away with ease.
Fissures
To the tune of 'Up on the Roof-Top'
Above the rooftop is a shuttle like a toy
Out jumps 'good old' Wonderboy
Landing on the roof with a great big thud
Surrounded all around by glowing bugs
Oh, Oh, No! Where will they go?
Oh, Oh, No! How do they glow!
In through the portal, quick…oh, my!
Someone should've told Liam, Kimera can't fly!
